Roadkill Specials

So, my mom-in-law got a new cookbook. I was browsin' thru it, lookin' for some interesting, EASY new concoctions when I came across these beauties.


(notice: it actually SAYS that potatoes absorb a good deal of the fat and improves the flavor. I been cookin' my potatoes ALL wrong...it's possum fat that's been missing!!)


("...until it bristles like a porcupine..."????????? WHAT? I'm thinkin' if what you're cookin' has bristles at ALL, it should be thrown out immediately. I been tricked into eating turtle before but those bristles...those would be a dead giveaway.)

Who knew??? Who knew that those roadkill tee shirts from back in the day were based on some real live hillbilly homecookin'???