* You know the address of Mathis Brothers
* You refer to the weather men by their first names
* You planned your wedding around a football schedule
* You call 30mph winds a light breeze
* You have voted on chicken fighting
* When you hear someone say Texas you immediately think “SUCKS”
* Someone you know graduated with a famous country singer
(Go-TEE-bo)!!!!!
* You can pronounce Gotebo
*You plan an additional 30 minutes for any road trip b/c of certain road construction
* You don’t think it’s odd to name airports after people who died in plane crashes
* You can’t name 3 NFL players, but you can name every player on the OU roster
* You’ve had to use both the heat & A/c on the same day
* You’ve asked someone what type of “Coke” do they want & they’ve replied “Dr. Pepper”
* You hear a tornado siren & run outside to look
* You use the word “fixin” when you are telling people what you are about to do (even if it doesn’t involve “fixing” anything)
* You say you hate Texas, but secretly hope they take OKLAHOMA with them if they ever leave the Union
* You don’t think it’s odd to name a college mascot after people who cheated
* Your local car commercials look more like amateur comedy acts
* You learned to shoot a gun before tying your shoes
* You don’t think it’s odd to have ammunition, movie rentals & fishing bait at the gas station
* You think a F250 4x4 is more of a status symbol than a BMW
* You have at least 5 friends who work in the oil & gas industry
* You only have to drive an hour to go on a hunting trip
* You spend 10 minutes at a 4-way stop b/c everyone keeps motioning for someone else to go first
* The word “bedlam” gets you excited
* Every time someone says “OK” you start thinking L-A-H-O-M-A….Oklahoma......OK!
Good ol' Oklahoma!!
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